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departing.

departing., originally uploaded by dnegative79.

okay. through a suggestion from a few people. and after researching, i've decided that this will be my last entry...


...on blogspot.

i'm moving to wordpress, but i'll keep all of my previous entries. there's gonna be weird code in there somewhere tho. i'll fix that later.


and also because my ex girlfriend always told me to be more spontaneous. until that one time i shat on her pillow. now the bitch changes gears on me. nooooo i'm scared of shit!

what a fucking pussy.

black man doin his motherfucking thing in the world.

WHAT UP HAL? HAHAHAAAAA. WHAT GOIN ON BOY? YEAH. WHATS GOIN DOWN.

overdid it.

overdid it., originally uploaded by dnegative79.

man i really fucking suck.

so i've paid the cost for being a procrastinating sunuvabitch.
the cost = a seabag full of laundry i didn't bother to do on my day off.

this cold weather just makes me want to sit in the house and sleep. that's all i want to do. i don't even hit bars that much anymore (because i can't smoke in them). i'd rather cop a six pack and watch tv and drink at home.

now i have to be at work at one and i still have laundry to do. but guess what today is: MEAT DAY. so after work, i'm def not doing that shit.

sunday i work so maybe i can do it then.
no i'll be tired after work.
okay okay. i'm off monday. i promise.
at least i still have clean clothes to wear up until then.

i had a dream about my ex girlfriend last night. she showed me her tattoo and how big her titties got. it was a strange ass dream. i had to go back to the place we used to live so i could pick up some stuff. don't ask me why i had to pick it up 7 years after we break up. but i saw her and we talked.

awkwardly. even in my dreams, talks with her are awkward.

then she showed me her new tattoos (all butterflies) and bigger tits (naturally...new birth control).

then i said "what the fuck" out loud and woke myself up.

the worst designed BP on earth.

the worst designed BP on earth., originally uploaded by dnegative79.

stay away from it.
it's on addison and kedzie.
i beg of you.
it's the 7th level of hell.
the only redeeming quality of it is that it's across the street from chateau blanc.
and that chinese buffet place with questionable lo mein.

it's almost like the designer of that place was like, this area is the size of an average child's bedroom. we need to maximize space, while effectively creating as many accidents around flammable liquids as possible. if we can one day make a whole street corner explode because of a major design fuck up, we've done our job.

also another thing. if there's a way that we can make it so if it's a busy friday rush hour, we want to make sure that you're going to get into fender bender. you canNOT leave our BP without hitting a car. or a baby. or a baby in a powerwheels vehicle.

oh yeah. after you walk out of the store to pay for your gas because the fuckin credit card thing doesn't work EVAR. how about strolling in our designated "collision zone" where you can get personal with your favorite dirt and salt snow stained foreign vehicle.

enough of my rant.

right out of the oven.

right out of the oven., originally uploaded by dnegative79.

happy new year.

i've been pretty much taking it slow because i haven't gotten much sleep lately. but now that i got you here. i'm going to post the recipe for that wonderful dish you see above. my infamous (only to me) "lotta frittata" from the creator of the queso (j) dillas, the BIG ASS LASAGNA and my sauteed onion swiss butter burger.

ingredients.

you can use any type of non stick pan you'd like. but i always suggest my trusty cast iron skillet, lula (yes i named her). because you're gonna throw it in the oven.

4 scrambled eggs (i use 5 but that's because i love eggs)
1/2 cup sour cream
1 cup of shredded cheese of your choice
1/2 green pepper
1/2 onion
3 roma tomatoes (diced)
(throw in any other veggies you got, mushrooms are really good. i tried spinach in the one pictured and it's great)
2 potatoes (whichever way you want, sliced, diced, hashed, whatevs)
half a stick of butter or margarine or shortening or whatever you gonna use.

*if you're gonna use spinach. make sure you wash it thoroughly. cut and put in a bowl with a table spoon of balsamic or regular vinegar and olive oil. microwave for 30 seconds or so until it wilts and it's frittata (or omelet or whatever) ready.

-fry potatoes in the butter until brown (about 15 minutes).
-preheat your oven to 400 degrees.
-drop veggies in and sautee and mix up until soft. this'll be a good time to season it if you like.
-while the veggies are sauteeing, go ahead and scramble the sour cream, salt and pepper in with the eggs. scramble em and mixem good too.
-pour the egg mixture over the potatoes and veggies. shake the pan and use a spoon to make sure the egg settles all around. you want it even.
-throw the pan in the oven for 10 minutes or until the eggs start to bubble and look cooked on top.
- spread cheese on top. throw back in there for another 5 minutes.
-let it cool once it comes out of the oven. cut and serve.
-thank me

everything involving muscles looks cool.

everything involving muscles looks cool., originally uploaded by dnegative79.

so a few days until new years. i'm hungover. i have the day off. i have to clean up. i might fix brunch or something today for my roommate and rachel. if i get up.

i got half life 2 because i never played it all the way through.

is oceans 13 out for dvd yet? because i might netflix it. i pay 20 bucks a month for that and i only use it like 2 times a month. that's 10 dollars for each movie...and i don't even own it. wtf.

i just started an account over at the oprah messageboards just to fuck with people. it's gonna be pretty much the best shit on earth until i get banned.